maria jose


a latina babe full of mystery and s-ss. you might think you know her but she has everyone under her spell. a goddess in bed
i think i might finally understand that maria jose
a very mexican person
did you see that super mexican looking person?

yea it looked like mariajose…..
someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.
“ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!”
“chill bro, you’re acting like a maria jose”
s-xy latina. full of s-ss, cl-ss, and a whole lot of -ss
i wish i could be a mariajose

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