Maria Palma
another name for the palm of your hand used for masturbation. adding the feminine name makes others think you are talking about a real girl.
phineas: “dude, i have a hot date with maria palma later tonight.”
ferb: “sweet! where are you taking her?”
phineas: “the darkest corner of my house.”
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