pulled a Balaban


performing an action that is moderately b-m-like, in honor of the bearded gentleman in close encounters of the third kind, bob balaban.
“i had a job interview and couldn’t find the office building, so i stopped in a local parking lot and took a nap.”

“dude, you totally pulled a balaban.”

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