Maria Palms
when you haven’t experienced s-x with girls but you really want to experience it so that’s why you’ll m-st-rb-t- and imagine it is a girl named maria
f1: hey dude, i’m not virgin anymore
f2: what? with who
f1: maria palms
f2: oh f-ck you, i’s you f-cking hands again
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