maria tresgallos


1. a walrus that is wacky
2. a proffesional nose picker
3. a wedgie that stuck up your b-tt really far.
1. man: omg!1!!one1! look at that dieing maria tresgallos on the beach sh-r-!

2. man one: bro, booger check me.
man two: oh geeze man… you need to go see a maria tresgallos like right now.

3. girl one: oh geeze, i have a major maria tresgallos!
girl two: get it girl!

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