Marian Gaborik
a hockey god, gaborik currently plays for the minnesota wild of the national hockey league. he is known to score goals at will, no matter who is defending him. a definate crowd pleaser, gaborik can change the entire flow of the game in under a second with his mighty goalie deke or his uncanny ability to recover the puck as soon as it is poke checked away from him.
an avid sublime fan, marian gaborik’s favorite song is “wrong way” and contrary to popular belief he also practices santeria.
marian gaborik was gaborific last night, scoring 3 goals in only 25 minutes of ice team. he was awarded with alone time with an older woman who shall not be named at this time.
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