Mariana B.


not a pimp and has a nickname “madi”. usually just sits around and smells her own farts from the tips of her fingers. also walks around like a drunken brain dead squirrel trying to attract nuts. it lives in the habitat of ball hall and is attracted to the same s-x organs. no not funny at all. b double o.k.s., books.
i just took a huge mariana b., want to see a picture of it?

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