marijewana


(n) someone who is a total jew about their stash of weed, in that he or she is incredibly stingy or conservative with it.
matt: “so did you get high with luke last night?”
mark: “i was planning on it, but luke dropped a little in the sink and he spent ten minutes trying to blow-dry it off, so i just left.”
matt: “what a marijewana.”

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