Marine Biologist
a type of biologist vastly superior to land or sky biologists.
mb: your biology sucks, and you smell like fish
sb: screw you dude
mb: marine biologist, i calls em as i sees them
the normal looking guy who is going after the drunk fat chick.
hey chad, look at the whale over there?
looks like a marine biologist is already studying her.
a profession that is named, if you are a complete -ss clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up
i want to be a marine biologist because i am the smartest person ever, and i also like having s-x with fish.
a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying”it is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare.” it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.
“hey, whats your job?”
“i’m a marine biologist”
“what’s that over there”
he then legs it
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