Marine Wank
the act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.
open to both genders, a marine w-nk is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
it is reserved for only the most progressive of w-nkers, the true cream of the crop. those with a real appet-te for their own genetalia.
other more uncommon places to marine w-nk include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools-, ponds and lakes.
there are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. it is reported that people have become so desperate, they’ve been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.
– please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine w-nk in a paddling pool while children are present. you will go to jail, you dirty b-st-rd.
pal, i’m gagging for a marine w-nk. i might just dangle my b-lls in the sink for ease. it’s a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
m-st-rb-t- w-nk w-nker
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