Mario Golf


the act of having s-x in the third hole, or the b-tt. useful if you have to sanitize a story about the b-ttsecks if young or old ears may be around.
she invited me over to play mario golf. when we got into it, she said the first and second holes were nice, but she wanted me to play — nay demanded — that i try the third hole.

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