mario l’estrange
h-m-s-xual male originating from the sutherland shire. wishes he was more like daniel rolfe but isn’t primarily because he has no p-n-s and only one t-st-cl-. the t-st-cl- he does have is the size of a medium sized grapefruit, and he tries to p-ss this off as his p-n-s. this rarely works due to its round shape but on the rare occasion it does work, mario is unable to answer the immediate follow up question; “okay then, so where are your b-lls?”, thus ruining any chance of s-xual activity or indeed friendship.
“dang i just cut my p-n-s off with a pen knife, i guess i’m no better than mario l’estrange now. suicide, here we come.”
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