Marissataur
a mthyological creature reportedly inhabiting south florida. the creature is best described as a skinny blonde woman with the b-tt cheeks of a hippopotamus.
“bro i’m h-rny as f-ck tonight. wanna go out and look for some chicks?”
“h-ll yea man, i’m looking for a marissataur tonight.”
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