Marital Bush
when a woman stops shaving her private area because she just doesn’t care anymore now that she is married. this can include her legs and pits too.
this term is also applicable to men if he stops “grooming” his area because he has gotten too comfortable in his relationship.
-individuals can have a marital bush without necessarily being married if they have already become too comfortable in their relationship.-
“d-mn, that sh-t used to be nice and smooth,” said bob.
“what’s going on now?” asked sam.
“she’s got that marital bush going on. she just don’t give a d-mn no more.”
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