Maritio
the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. he’s amazing & charismatic & charming & all the things you look for in a guy. he might not seem that friendly at first but once you get to know him he’ll make you feel not only b-tterflies, but the whole zoo when you are together. if you meet a maritio & you fall for him, don’t waste time not telling him how you feel. because you definitely do not want to miss out. trust me.
“i met this guy, s-xy, smart, driven…. wow”
“he must be a maritio!”
“you bet your floppy noodle he is!”
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