Maritza
a unique, bad-ss mother f-cker
she’s such a maritza.
an outgoing and engaging person with both strangers and friends.a maritza can enjoy being with people and always tries to bring energy into any situation. they’re fun and enthusiastic, sometimes in rare occasions quite serious. maritzas are reliable. they sometimes plan and organize their life. they are a friendly and trusting person. they tend to help others, making those with needs first than themselves.
person 1: “hey, did you hear how melissa needed help with her project?”
person 2: “yea! a maritza helped her and it came out great.”
crazy, short, fun, kick -ss, s-xy, wild, and unique. usually used when describing someone.
person: ” i wanted to go out and have fun but none of my friends could, so i called a maritza and she agreed to go and party.”
a funny girl who loves to have fun. she loves her friends and she’s always there for them. maritza is a nice & sweet person unless you get on her bad side. if u treat her bad, she’s gonna treat u 10x worse.
maritza is an amazing best friend
a short person.
you must be as tall as a maritza to hit this sign.
she is smart, confident, pretty, and goes through everything with ease. everyone loves her and falls in love with her. maritzas only go with people they think will have a good time with her– there’s an easy thing!
person1: wow. she is amazing!
person2: what a maritza!
a young peruvian girl.
there’s a maritza in the club.
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