Mark Dantonio
head coach of the michigan state university football team since 2007. known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of michigan, he has helped turn the spartan program around. however, his excessive hatred of michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his -ss kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.
also, known for calling his mentor jim tressel, a “tragic hero” after his resignation from ohio state.
msu fan: mark dantonio has kicked michigan’s -ss since he’s taken over.
mich fan: bullsh-t, dude beat a lousy richrod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.
msu fan: yeah so, he’s 3-1 vs michigan (through 2010).
mich fan: yeah, well, he’s a douche who will get put in his place when brady hoke is the coach.
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