Mark Perry


(noun.)

individual male who single-handedly managed to acc-mulate a m-ssive amount of rumors about himself by doing nothing. was able to p-ss as 21 at age 16. was also able to p-ss as a gangster.

the first name is never used by itself, unless you’re a n00b.

one who is pr-ne to quoting cartoons in every sentence.

(can also be an adjective.)
ex a: what up, mark perry?

ex b: hey it’s joe, bob, and mark perry.

ex c: you thought he was 23?! that’s so mark perry.

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