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• Tunbudger

  the feline equivalent of the t-rducken: tuna stuffed into a budgie stuffed into a gerbil, with the added bonus of no cooking time necessary. the mythical existence of the tunbudger is why many cats bring home small dead birds and rodents; to help you get stuffing. max hoped his human brought home tuna because he […]

• death choke

  where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died oh wow, she just death choked.. a common occurrence in movies. it happens when […]

• Joe:30

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• Zesko

  a term for anyone idiotic enough to light a fire in their own home with no safeguards in the vicinity “yeah, that zesko just lit a cigarette in his living room”

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