markabation


an action performed by certain individuals using large elephant genitals and a wood carving similar to that of ron jeremy.

a very uncommon taboo.
allie: hey what’s up?
kid: not to much…just markabation. =)
allie: again?!
kid: yeah…don’t judge me.

see also blumpkin

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