Markerdouche
a noun used to define that guy that always has a few to many cans of (usually) light beer and ends up becoming a great nights bad work of art once p-ssing out. yes.. we’ve all drawn on one of these guys.
to identify this type of guy at the start of a party, look for the following:
– a raving loony that peaks far to early in the evening.
– can usually be seen carrying a woman’s handbag, while trying to carry it off as “fashion”.
– when challenged or reasonably questioned about his dress sense will reply, “everyone dresses like this in russia”. he will say this even if he is not from russia. this is a ploy to simply have ignorant people believe that he is cultured. do not fall for such trickery.
“is that a p-n-s drawn on that guys head? what a markerdouche!”
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