Marketing Computer
a device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don’t necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.
i attempted to open and read a text file on my ‘marketing computer’, however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn’t even relate to opening or reading my text file.
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