Marketing Jizz
marketing j-zz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is -j-c-l-t-d by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.
bj: the cell phone company i use, verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, the motodroidamous iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertis-m-nt states. i’m signing up now!!
gnomeo: fine, bj. go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing j-zz and get your phone. i’ll believe it when i see it.
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