Marketing Mongrel
an even lower form of life than the management minga. a marketing mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a management minga, (b)hang out with management minga’s; but in most cases niether is achievable. marketing mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as “chipmunk”, “gumby”, or “number three” through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
” man i wish i was a management minga. they’re so smart and not to mention, hot!”
” forget it, once a markting mongrel, always a marketing mongrel”
“man, if only i didn’t look like a chipmunk…i wonder if i’ll get invited to the next minga party”
“doubt it”
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