marketing monkey
someone who feels the need to recite a companies marketing as if it was the truth with out even stopping to think about what it even means.
douchebag: “mac os x is better than windoez because it is posix certified because the apple product page told me so.”
someone in it: “do you even know what posix stands for?”
douchebag: “erm… no… but it means your computer is secure, right?”
someone in it: “you do know that windows has been posix certified since 2000, right?”
douchebag: “uh…”
someone in it: “dude, you’re such a marketing monkey… spend less time on ‘im-st-rb-t-tomymac.com’ and more time reading about real computers.”
n. a person who works in sales or marketing. generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. as a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.
“i can’t believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!”
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