Markham
canadian city, north of toronto.
the only significant thing to note is its high asian population.
driver: what?! how did we get in china?
p-ssenger: we’re not in china…it’s called markham.
the name of a suburban town just north of the city of toronto, canada. a really drab place where absolutely nothing happens, most of the people are ignorant, and bad drivers.
i’m from markham, the most lamest place on earth.
a boring -ss town with nothing to do. north of toronto, it’s as boring as the time i watched glitter on tv. theres nothing to do. the closest thing to excitement is wasting your weekend to drop off your kids at a soccer game you know they won’t win.
person#1: “dude, wanna waste some time?”
person#2: “we live in markham. were basically wasting our time 24/7”
the name for any man who pretends to have a large p-n-s, but instead has that of a premature chinese 5 year old.
doesn’t he have a biggun, though? no, he’s a blatant markham.
to lie; to deceive; to make sh-t up for personal eogtistical gain
“g-d damm it, tim, don’t markham to me in front of my face ever f-cking again!”
a large town just north of toronto, ontario where the champions club (a large, sports-oriented gang) runs the streets. this group of young men has recently moved on to bigger and better things, leaving markham’s streets a cold and desolate place.
the champions club returned for a week in the summer and markham nearly fell apart.
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