Markilepsy
the condition where seeing a p-rnographic image either in person or on a screen causes the markileptic to instantly fall asleep.
“d-mn dude, i walked in on my roommate, and he was p-ssed out at his computer with his d-ck out while while a youp-rn video was playing.”
“wow, your roommate must be have markilepsy.”
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