Markowski
1. an eskimo that plays tennis.
2. eastern american mythology: a relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. women wanted him. men wanted to be him. his post-p-b-scent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and -rg-smic to the eye. to the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, arthur. on a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear markowski roaming the halls at northeast. roaming, and wondering, “will that pedal ever meet the pavement?”
markowski says: “this is where the pedal meets the pavement.”
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