marl

a very strange intresting man with dreams to change the world! dedcribed as a stunningly handsome fine young lad that excells in studies. perhaps the next most interesting man in the world…
oh boy marl hes so handsome i might die! -faints
marl means to cry loudly when having a need unmet.
my cat marls for love at 3 a.m.
fecal matter on your finger following an errant wipe or toilet paper malfunction.

sometimes when you’re on the toilet, the wipe doesn’t go as planned, when this happens you could end up with “marl” on your finger.
whenever i drop a duce in a gas station bathroom, the tp is so thin, i almost always end up with marl on my finger.
1. (noun) a dwarven character in an mmorpg (esp world of warcraft) famous for running around naked making suicidal attacks on players waaaay out of his league. known by some as “marl, the naked kamikaze dwarf explorer”, or “marltnkde”.

2. (verb) to take delight in deliberate suiciding an enemy territory in an mmorpg (esp world of warcraft)

3. (adjective) over-eager to partake in suicidal exploration of any area which spells certain death for the explorer.

4. marl-like. acting in any way like marl.
1. “i saw marl today!”
2. “yeah – i saw someone marl orgrimmar today…”
3. “rob’s being really marl today….”
4. “that’s very marl.”
1.one who is fond of s-xual intercourse
with species other than humans.

2.one who defines all that is a c-cksmoker,douche bag,and a d-ckface all rolled into one h-m–erotic package.

3.a dumb-ss donkey-raping thunderc-nt who loves to eat penguin sh-t.

4.adj. used to describe someone with a very short and skinny “johnson”

pencil d-ck sheep-f-cker sea donkey -ss pirateb-tchw-ng c-cksmoker thunder c-nt
did you see marl on lords of lords today…what a c-cksmoking thunder c-nt.
5. donkey raping mongoloid who is such a dipsh-t redneck.
omg, you marl d-ckbag you.