marlboro oyster
the multi-colored glob that long-time smokers sometimes cough up that vaguely resembles an oyster
smoker: ::coughs and spits glob on pavement::
guy: wtf? it looks like you coughed up a piece of your lung.
smoker: nah, that’s just a marlboro oyster.
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