Marmasset Smuggler
a person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.
ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a marm-sset smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor b-gg-rs stuffed in his pants. customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.
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