Marmite Dog


the act of smearing marmite on your b-lls, for your dog to lick off!
guy 1: i had a marmite dog last night.

guy 2: what the h-ll are you on about?

guy 1: yeah! i smeared marmite on my b-ll-cks while i was whacking off, then i got the dog to lick it all off!

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