Marmot

a rodent of the squirrel family. lives in mountainous areas. usually fairly awesome.

may cause a great deal of mayhem.
they are all being controlled by a giant sp-ce marmot!

-www.rathergood.com
a brand of superior outdoors clothing and equipment worn and used by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. known for great technical style, clean and sleek design. marmot produces technical outdoors and outdoors lifestyle clothing without ridiculous prices. probably best known for precip rainwear, driclime windshirts, and their sleeping bags but also make beautiful softsh-lls, down jackets, tents and packs. big break and defining moment came when they did down jackets for the clint eastwood cl-ssic “the eiger sanction”, reflected to this day in the clean euro look of their products. used by professional guides, carried primarily in outdoor specialty shops such as the trailhead in buena vista, colorado.
ian – “that’s a great looking jacket. does it keep you warm and dry? who makes it?”

carlos – “yes, it kept me warm and dry in chamonix. it’s waterproof, breathes well, and doesn’t have a bunch of useless non-functional cr-p on it. it’s from marmot.”
marmots are a cute type of woodland animal. vancouver island marmots are a particularly cute, particularly endangered type of marmot.
johnson-loving amphibious rodent. these are illegal in most cities.
nice marmot.
a bad–ss rodent that will f-ck your sh-t up. you don’t cross the f-cking marmot, it will eat your d-ck without a moment’s hesitation. you don’t think twice when you spot one of these h-ll-sp-wn demon-born satan-squirrels, you get the h-ll out of there. rumor has it that marmots store the souls of their victims in their eyes. that way, if you look right into them, you’re transfixed. then the marmot strangles you with your own small intestine and lays its eggs inside you. f-ckin’ crazy, man.
this halloween, ghosts will be sitting around the campfire telling marmot stories.
-noun

1. a large ground rodent that lives in mountainous areas and resembles a beaver. synonymous with mountain beaver.
2. a slang term to describe the v-g-n- of a woman that lives in the mountains.
3. an extremely and unnecessarily hairy v-g-n-.
while descending yamnuska, scott and eric were puzzled at the sight of a strange animal. they later learned it was a marmot.

“hey man, look over there, you can totally see that girl’s beaver!”
“that’s a marmot you idiot. we’re in canmore.”

chase met a girl while hiking the west coast trial, but quickly back peddled after he got a look at her marmot.
a warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a cl-ss that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur. the pet of choice for nihilists. not legal for domestic possession within cities.
who gives a sh-t about the f-cking marmot!
–jeffery lebowski