marned


to get screwed on a regular basis.

similar to taking a fist in the -ss with sand as a lubricant.
soldier 1: d-mn we gotta sleep in 30 degree weather with a leaky tent what the h-ll!?!
soldier 2: dude you just got marned
soldier 1: oh i forgot fort stewart rules!! whoo!! -sob-

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