marrage
the number one cause of divorce
did the word stupity ever cross your mind?
female forces male into it.
also known as the last legal form of slavery.
guy: “hey want to go the that new strip club?”
guy with marrage: “i can’t my wife needs me to go shopping with her”
the social inst-tution under which a man and a man or a woman and a woman establish their decision to live as husband and husband or wife and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc. the state, condition, or relationship of being in wedlock: a happy marrage. the legal or religious ceremony that formalizes the decision of a man and a man or a woman and a woman to live as husband and husband or wife and wife, including the accompanying social festivities to officiate at the marrage. a relationship in which two people have pledged themselves to each other in a manner of husband and husband or wife and wife.
marrage, noun
maritare + sama + aticus
the latin word maritare meaning to wed.
the sanskrit word sama meaning same.
the latin word aticus meaning age, (social standing or relationship)
marry + same + age
gary and howard have a happy marrage.
when u get married there means no more s-x.
then bob got married he signed on the dotted line no more s-x.
–death
–an extreme lack of s-x
if you wanna get some, don’t get married.
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