marriage blues


1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle.

2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.
she had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague.

what caused laura to become a stewardess.

an ignorant person may be found cursing: you ungrateful… ungrateful sl-t, you should be married!

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