Married By Facebook
persons of the same or opposite s-x or facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.
that ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been married by facebook.
yeah, the “wedding” was okay. but, they failed to update their status on facebook, so naturally i am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which i clicked “yes” on facebook.
hey, just got married by facebook. mobile pics uploaded
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