Shmaff
when a male skips showering for a week, then takes his dirty, salty, sweaty ball sack, and lays it flat on the victims nose.
shmaff is a label that will stay with a person for the rest of their life.
did you hear who george shmaffed at the party last night?
get yourself ready, its time to shmaff him.
being of a hideous nature physically. physically unapealing to most of the opposite s-x. one who’s origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.
i thought there would be hot chicks here but all i see are these shmaff b-tches.
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