Married Man Syndrome
the next step after whippedman syndrome, it’s symptons include all that are outlined in whippedman syndrome, however the usual and fairly consistant electronic communications from the affected male turn into only one communication a year; christmas cards. this is occasionally and sparatically follwed by postal communications regarding births, baptisms, graduations, 21st’s and finally weddings, thus continuing the cycle for the next generation.
me: “man, sharky’s case of married man syndrome has cleared up since casey dumped his -rs-, but im not going to hang out with him, the douche hasn’t spoken to me in 5 years.”
ryan: “lololol”
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