married to the sea


the daily webcomic by the creators of toothpastefordinner and natalie dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. each update is a victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.

“mtts” debuted february 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. there is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like tpfd and nd.

“oh god. people are still reading hamlet? jesus. i wrote that sh-t in like one fortnight. i owed some people some money, you know what i’m saying? shakespeare got to get paid, son.”

the first married to the sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of shakespeare.

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