Mars Bar Toastie


named after the delicious dessert from the squealing pig in boston, ma, this deviant s-x act requires two people who engage in any form of s-xual intercourse in a tanning bed, and then proceed to defecate in said tanning bed.
yo dawg, imma call up shirley and we are gunna drop sick mars bar toasties at campus tan.

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