Marsh Mule
the male equivalent of a swamp donkey.
that marsh mule has been buying me drinks all night in hopes that he can f-ck me!
a guy that calls girls swamp donkeys but is really hypocritically speaking about himself and his love for fat nasty swamp ladies. often sleeps with any donkey with a swamp between the legs. can be known as a desperate mule who has no care for the swamp and just wants to settle in a marsh with his piggish self. can be found at bars scoping swamp donkeys.
that marsh mule shouldn’t be calling any swamp donkeys out with that mug of his.
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