marsh

the moist, frothy crotch juice one develops after having kayaked in hot and humid weather.
mike got of the kayak and saw his shorts were stuck to himself but the thick marsh of the day.
amazing last name of a man with a bright future and dreams to be accomplished. s-xually the best thing a woman has had. intellegent and strong. one of gods best creations. honesty is his best policy. selflessness is his hobby and he would never hurt anyone unless they were a douche.
girl 1: see that guy in the blue truck???
girl 2: yeah… what about him?
girl 1: he is in my engineering cl-ss… he’s totally a marsh.
(adj) to be marsh is to appear as drunk and high as possible to the point where your eyes are closed and you lose the ability to realize the fact that people near you are speaking of how f-cked up you look. this can be caused by any combination of mind-altering substances, but especially alcohol and cannabis. you also have the tendency to tell fellow acquaintances that you are “way too drunk.” or “way too high.” or both. named after the beloved marsh robinson of new orleans/kentucky. (he’s not dead, he’s just too marsh)
variations: way too marsh (usually used in this context), darshed out, marshin’
“hey dawg, i just smoked two bowls, i’ve had some of this sailor jerry’s, and i have this 12-pack of pbr in my backpack…i am way too marsh right now.
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“man, that guy just turned his head as if to look at something even though his eyes are closed..he’s way too marsh.

“i’m waaaaayyy too drunk. waaaaayyyy too high.”
-marsh robinson//darsh vader/marshall mathers/marshmallow
to absolutley destroy somebody particularly in sports.
omg that kid just got marshed! i think he’s out for the season.
a toke or some bud. marijuana. pot.
‘hey joe, do you have a marsh?’ said bill, (who never seemed to have any marshes ever…)
when you go to see the grateful dead concert, don’t forget to bring (a) marsh/(some) marshes!
the act of s-xual intrusion in the -n-s, v-g-n-, or mouth.
i’m going to marsh you up!
is another word for swamp or b-g.

also a semi-common last name in parts of the world, people with the last name marsh also also known for doing what ever the do well (ie cricket, music, arts and many other things)

someone who lives in a swamp (or has ancestors who must’ve lived in a swamp for some reason)
“put your hand down marsh, let someone else get it wrong first!”

to be a fat lazy douche. the act of refusing to do things with your friends in order to do things a fat lazy douche would do, such as play halo, sleep, go to qdoba etc..
paul-“hey man you wanna play basketball?”
jacob-“no im playing halo”
paul-“wow you f-cking marsh!”