marshall melancon
a very, very shmexy male, who is a fairly large person and is fluffy. and has a odd addiction to the punisher, donuts, and germany. he is a really good person and, unlike colby martin, he is not a waste of skin.
hey there’s that fluffy guy named marshall melancon, d-mn i wish i could be shmexy like him.
a d-mn shmexy man that’s big and fluffy
hey there’s that kid marshall melancon, man he’s so shmexy
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