Marsye
a pretty girl you want to be with all the time. she’s there for you when you need her but unfortunately she’s a big tease.
too pretty for her own good.
guy 1: “what did you do last night?”
guy 2: “hung out with marsye.”
guy 1: “oh yeah? how’d that go?”
guy 2: “i got blue b-lls from just looking at her”
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