marted
an adjective used to describe a person’s state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. a person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or “gone” may be symptomatic of being marted.
*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning “hammer”
mandem 1: “bruhhh, i’ve only had 3 shots tonight but i’m feeling so smashed i can’t even describe how gone i am!”
mandem 2: “fam, i think you’re more than gone and more than smashed, i think you’re marted!!”
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