Marteh


a term used to describes someone who ‘owns’ or ‘pwns’ or is ‘1337’.
fk said : matt is sure not marteh
or
hawk said : martin sure is marteh
the marteh is the cutest creature known to human kind,
it is usually seen about 7pm in front of a computer moniter and is becoming nocturnal of late.

please take care whilst eating chocolate around him or he may nom it all.
that marteh is so cute i must snuggle it!

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