Martial Arts
1) the act of kicking -ss.
2) something everyone should fear.
1) i am experienced in the practice of martial arts, which is not good for anyone reading this example.
2) again i practice martial arts.
another way of saying that something isn’t that difficult, keeping in mind that martial arts aren’t that easy. used in a simliar manner as rocket science (when used sarcastically.)
i asked my mom to scan my essay and email it to me, but she found it too complex. i tell her it isn’t a martial art, so she hangs up on me and i got an f for that essay.
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