Martian Tan
coined on the “bob & tom show”. a s-xual position when someone has a baby on your face.
guy 1: dude, i had the best time last night with jenny.
guy 2: anything interesting happen…?
guy 1: yeah, she gave me a martian tan.
guy 2: nice!!!
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