Martied
verb: the act of getting drunk and cheating on your spouse in random settings without the use of protection. the thrill of knowing your being unfaithfull and turned on by it. the act of wanting to continue the relationship after because of the thrill.
adjective: used to describe the cheated after they find out their better half had to much to drink and had unprotected s-x and the unfaithful person liked it and wants to do it again. the cheated, loving them so much, is usualky supportive and turned on by the situation.
verb: my husbands at home watching the kids tonight, i think i am going to get martied after work tonight.
adj: everytime my wife texts or talks to him i think of what she has done and i remember how martied i am.
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